so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents
walt has no chill
Trying to be angry at your best friend like
This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.
Every male should be required to read this.
Every person on earth should read this.
Coming from a boy: When another guy says, “Oh, I see its that time of month again.” I actually want to punch you in the dick and make your genitals bleed, cause fuck you, maybe you’re right but it’s disrespectful in my mind to be pointing it out and if this is what girls go through you should understand they have the right to be a bit short tempered during those 5 days.
Thank god someone gets it. I hate it when people call girls out on it, that’s just downright shameful and rude as hell.
itS BACK YEEESSS
praise the lord that this exists
And so the world fell to it’s knees.
I love this post.
What if night vale is a normal town and Cecil just does a lot of lsd
"Quick, quick, turn on the radio that guy who hates the dog park is on again!"
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one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!” and she looked down at her mcr shirt and back up at the guy to say thanks and frank fucking iero was in the drivers seat of that car laughing his ass off